Flying Monkeys

WARNING: Everything I say in this post is a result of my highly emotional sate right now, therefore their may be some exaggerations, flying monkeys, words that were not actually said and times that do not exist.

Today my phone started acting out, AGAIN! for the 4th time... let me clarify. This is the 4th phone of the same model I have had in 5 months. (NOT an exaggeration!)

So I all Verizon. And the lady I spoke to was very helpful. She was nice and got me everything I needed.

So Then I proceed to go to the local verizon store. When I get there I find out that in order to exchange my phone I have to go to a bigger store which is in Salt Lake. So I drive to that store. 35 minutes later i get there and 10 minutes after that a man comes to help me.

First he tells me I needed to bring my charger. Well thanks for telling me sooner. Then he gives me a break because I live so far away.

Next he tells me he does not have the phone I am supposed to exchange my phone for. It is not in stock.

Then he tells me that I have to call to get them to ship it to me on monday.

So then I go to my car and cry for a while. Then I call my mom and she begins to try and make everything better.

So the best deal she came up woth was that they are going to send the new phone to the place I am staying at in california this weekend.

STUPID VERIZON!